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Tag For Hate: These Four Walls

Not that we’re big Friends fans…but this seems appropriate.

How are you doing in your sheltering-in-place safer-at-home self-imposed quarantine? Have you been crafting up a storm? Learning how to bake for the first time (apparently, since supermarkets are low on sugar and flour, at least here in the Northeast)? Craving a room redo?

Or how about gardening? That’s what I’ve been doing, when possible – though the mostly cool temperatures haven’t made it much fun. (Snow is forecasted for the big cities on the East Coast, and yes it’s Mother’s Day weekend.)

I went to a local Lowes last weekend and was SHOCKED at the number of people there. What social distancing? And the line in the garden center…whew. I thought I’d still be there. Though I would love to say that I’m tackling a whole bunch of home reorganizing or decorating projects, home schooling all week for the rest of the school year, plus a full-time remote job, have made those impossible. I’m starting to feel like Rachel. Send help.

–cohost J. Dewey

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Tag For Hate: Indoor Swings

Cohost J. here: indoor swings. I’m not a fan.

Hope you like patching drywall!

A good porch swing, I’m down with that. Maybe a funky hanging chair in the corner.

Photo credit: Thrift-ola.

That’s OK by me, because no one will actually curl up in it except toddlers and pets for more than five minutes.

If you want it this badly, get a house with a yard and two trees. Jeesh.

As for indoor hammocks: you’d better have one of those retractable walls and beachfront property, because other than that, it looks wrong. Do you really need to feel air flow beneath you that badly? Or is it the gentle swaying motion you seek? (AKA, flipping over on your ass whenever you try to get in or out of said hammock.)

But alas, indoor swings, hammocks and hanging chairs are trending right now, and it feels like a case of too much. As a novelty, they’re cool. But now they’ll be a ubiquitous waste of money. So, #trendoids, invest in seating for no one (except toddlers and pets) and let us know how you feel about it in two years.

And speaking of things that are super-popular but make us say “Ughk, why? Why are so many people into this? Who’s the crazy one in this relationship?”

This week, news broke that THOSE PEOPLE are taking over the DIY TV network. It’s officially a media empire. I guess it’s the same situation as when Martha Stewart created her own channel and people scoffed. “How can you fill hours of airtime with that one brand?” they said, and they were right. Martha went from over-exposed to joining the cast of Orange Is The New Black (not really, she just looked the part) to Apprentice co-conspirator, and then settled back into her groove. Now she’s doing collabs with Snoop Dog and starring in hilarious promos for Transformer movies and it’s all “a very good thing.” Will the Gaineses have to go to jail for some white collar crime (it HAS to be white, and preferably with shiplap) for us to appreciate them? Time will tell. In the meantime, I’m afraid the Magnolia channel’s slogan will be “do it yourself, but we’ll do the thinking for you.”

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Tag For Love: Globes

Today’s Tag is inspired by this post on Valetmag.com which makes the case for having a globe as part of your accessories/home decor arsenal.

They’re not only tools of inspiration but starters of conversation—have a few people over and someone will inevitably start spinning the globe.

Valetmag.com

Of course, since Valet is a men’s fashion/lifestyle site, they tout globes as “handsome, masculine object[s]” perfect for any mancave. We’d say they look good in anyone’s space, regardless of gender. They are right, though, that you can either drop lots of coin on a high-end version, score a vintage one online (or at your local flea market or antique store), or–an option they don’t cover–the school supply section at Target.

This shelfie has given us a case of shelf envy. Styling on point! Photo: Valetmag.com.

Cohost J. here: When I was a teenager, I was invited to my friend Molly’s big sister’s wedding, which was held in the garden of their parent’s amahzing Carpenter Gothic home. The couple eschewed a religious ceremony, and in lieu of an altar, they displayed a hand-painted globe that the groom gave to Jennifer, the bride. The oceans were white, the land masses black–it was striking, and obviously memorable. He used a regular ole globe and regular ole paint, and all it took was some time. So feel free to customize your own globe if you’re crafty (and if you don’t care about political borders).

It makes for a nice hands-on accessory and a reminder of our larger home, spinning as if by invisible hands.

Go for a spin with Globie from Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

Of course, there are some globes that come with their own hands, and if your decor runs in this direction, well, then…your last name might be Herman, or you fully embrace your whimsical side.