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The February 2019 Episode

Welcome to Season Two of Could Be Better! If a certain #1* magazine is still pumpin’ out issues, we’re still pumpin’ out episodes. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Rob brews up a red signature cocktail to get your blood racing: a Mid-Hudson Mule. They do pack a kick, because it takes us about three sips to start talking dirty about the February issue. Though lacy envelopes don’t do it for us, we do fall for a white-on-white room (don’t worry, it’s a guest space so it’s OK), a kitchen makeover, an I Did It feature (at last, hallelujah), and hand pies. Cupid’s arrow misses the mark on windowsill gardening, and one space may send Rob to therapy. Will your favorite looks get a tag for love, or a tag for hate? Listen in and find out! Signature cocktail: Mid-Hudson Mule. Recipe tastings coming soon to our YouTube channel: coconut curry short ribs and hand pies. Music by Bensound.com.

*If you discount two AARP publications, Better Homes & Gardens has the widest subscription base in America. So it’s actually #3 in the US but c’mon…AARP magazines?

Just reach out and grab some hand pie.
Chef Tim also made the coconut curry short ribs with bok choy. Yum!
Thanks to listener Joe for making the Tag for Hate t-shirts for us!
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ICYMI: Could Be Better Live!

On Friday, January 18, 2019 we held our first-ever live event, featuring a taping of our January episode, free food inspired by the January issue of the magazine, delicious custom-made cocktails, audience participation signs, and nearly a full house of friends and listeners! We’re so grateful for all your support over the past year. We always have fun while we tape but this time we got to share it with you!

J., Rob and Tanner, owner of The Crafted Kup

Tanner and his staff at The Crafted Kup in Poughkeepsie provided the venue, a cash bar and lots of set-up help. The guys from Dead Radio Podcast chipped in with audio/visual support.

Chef Tim Lawton in the kitchen. Sloppy Joes for the win!

Chef Tim chose the Spicy Sloppy Joe recipe from the mag, and turned them into sliders which were UNREAL–definitely a keeper recipe!

He also set out savory, cheesy selections on big black cock cheese papers, since this issue went back to those fucking #partyboards AGAIN.

Cheeseboards and audience participation sign

We also asked our friend Amy Dittmar to create custom cupcakes for us. Though there were no cupcake recipes in this issue, the paint can lid page (featuring desert hues–a la succulents) inspired her creation of stunningly real-looking succulent mini-cakes.

Can you believe these are cupcakes and not the real things?
Amy sets up her cupcake display.

Since The Crafted Kup has a beer and wine license but not a full booze permit, we had to get crafty with our signature cocktail. Knowing that most people like bubbles for a special event, J. suggested a spiced pear prosecco cocktail. Rob whipped up a huge batch of simple syrup warmed with winter spices (cloves, black pepper, cinnamon), and the ‘Kup crew garnished each glass with a thyme sprig.

The spiced pear prosecco signature cocktail.

We wanted lots of audience participation, so Rob also created hand-held signs featuring some of our most-uttered phrases. The f-bomb icon got a lot of play during our taping!

It’s new, it’s now, it’s next.

Since some of our guests didn’t subscribe to the mag for the entire year, we brought along our back issues, tags intact. We laid them out for guests to peruse and read our notes. A bunch of people went back to the March issue for another look at Hot Toilet Guy and Kyle the gardener!

We also gave away copies of Better Homes & Gardens’ January and February issues, and one lucky guest will receive a year’s subscription! Amazingly our winner Joe didn’t have a subscription already.

J. talks it up with our hilarious guests.

If you couldn’t join us in person and would like to follow along with our slideshow, we’ll post it here once the episode is available in our podcast feed.

All in all, we had a wonderful night babbling about home decor trends along with our audience. Thanks to the CBB community and new friends for supporting us. We are truly touched! Here’s to Season #2–and please keep in touch as we roll along into 2019!

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#Dead: Guest Appearance on the Dead Radio Podcast

Though our podcast feed is quiet now as we prepare for our Live Event on January 18th, that doesn’t mean we can keep our mouths shut. In advance of that super-fun event (that you can still attend!) we did a crossover episode with Dead Radio Podcast–another Hudson Valley based show featuring two guys who banter and drink (a lot).

Ryan from Dead Radio Podcast, big black cock dildo, and Rob

We went live (though it’s Dead Radio) on YouTube on Monday, January 7, 2019 to talk with Adam and Ryan about our show, their show, the local podcast scene, and lots of pop culture references. The DR guys even made a cocktail on the spot inspired by the December issue of Better Homes & Gardens: the beer smash. None of us liked it, BTW.

Adam and Ryan in their sweet recording studio with ingredients for a beer smash cocktail.

Watch us on their YouTube channel or tune into the podcast episode once it reaches their feed. Subscribe, too, because these guys are awesome (they’re organizing a big charity event for May, and Ryan is a huge #RPDR fan!) And be sure to get your ticket for Could Be Better LIVE! on January 18th!

It’s the “Odd Couple” of Hudson Valley podcasts…
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Could Be Better LIVE Happens This January

Join J. and Rob for a live episode taping of their snarkalicious home and garden podcast on Friday, January 18, 2019 at The Crafted Kup in Poughkeepsie! Audience participation is encouraged!

Doors open at 7:00pm. Podcast taping begins at 8:00pm. Admission is free but registration is required.

Chef Tim will be sharing a few small bites, and The Crafted Kup’s full espresso menu will be available. We’ll also have craft beer, cider, mead and a special prosecco cocktail in honor of this special occasion! Drinks are on you, but we’ll provide the snark!

Want to be part of the show? Email pictures of your “I Did It” project, craft, tablescape, or room design ready for flaunting or revamping to couldbebetterpodcast@gmail.com Your submission could be highlighted in the show!

To claim your seat, hop on over to CouldBeBetterLive.Eventbrite.com to register for free. See you on Friday, January 18th!

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The December 2018 Episode

Oh, the irony! We’ve been looking forward to the December issue all year, and then when it arrives (super-late, for Rob) we get…more pink. Can we please declare a new It color for 2019? J. and Rob unwrap a holiday surprise when Santa reveals the hottest seasonal decorating trend: not using red and green. Stuff your stockings with thumbprint cookies, pom-poms, pom-ginger cocktails, water bottles (sooo romantic!) and clothespin dolls–if you’re lucky to get them at the craft swap party. J. shares another childhood trauma (it involves glitter) and Rob gets a little tearful (with laughter). Yet in the end, the guys make peace with this season of giving–10,000 spoons and butt butter for everyone!

Look for this month’s recipe tastings on YouTube! For December, Chef Tim made the ginger shrimp sheet pan meal and the thumbprint cookies. Signature cocktail: Pom-Ginger Shandy. Recipe tasting prep and end credits: Tim Lawton. Theme music: Bensound.com. End credits music by Lenny B and Madison Park. Merry Christmas, y’all!